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      • I'm still alive!!
        08/30/06
        Just didn't want anyone out there to start worrying. The wife and I have bought our first house and moved in and I've been off work getting everything in order.

        Now I'm going to start paying property taxes. A whole new tax for me to watch get misappropriated.

      • I just think everyone should read this.
        08/21/06
        I'm finally back online and all is well. I'm sure y'all missed me.

        I don't really have time to write anything especially inspiring so I'll just post this link on the state of Islam. I just think it's very well written and everyone should read it.

      • Still slaving away at work.
        08/15/06
        As it turns out, I don't work at Dollarama and I'm not some chick in Kitchener so I may have been a bit premature in declaring myself a millionaire.

        It's a shame, really. The world is just going to have to go on being sucky without my intervention for a while longer.

      • Who will defend Lebanon???
        08/14/06
        "Who will defend Lebanon in case of a new Israeli offensive?" he asked. "The Lebanese army and international troops are incapable of protecting Lebanon," he said, flanked by Lebanese and Hezbollah flags.

        That's from Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah. It jus

      • Time to take over the world.
        08/13/06
        So now that I'm a millionaire, who would like to help run my campaign?

        NotWeasel for Prime Minister.

        Or... rather... NotWeasel for... umm... member of parliament? Stupid political system.

      • More money than you can shake a stick at.
        08/11/06
        Our lottery here has ballooned up to $42 million. That's a lot of money and I fully intend to win it.

        For all my concerns about the complete incompetancy of our government, a big chunk of change like that would go a long way toward getting me into office where I can make a go at set

      • Finally! Weather fit for a weasel! Or Not... even...
        08/08/06
        After what feels like an eternity of constant heat, today was absolutely wonderful outside. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I wasn't a walking puddle of ick.

        That's all for today. Enjoying another short week of work.

      • Wonders of the Human Body
        08/04/06
        Last night I found out that my wife was unaware that you can swallow air and make yourself belch.

        I demonstrated the ability for a few minutes.

        I don't think it elevated my status in her psyche any.

      • Anyone wanna see me naked?
        08/03/06
        Why is it that women are allowed to dress appropriately for the hot weather but guys are not?

        Now I'm not for a moment suggesting that they cover up. That would be a huge step backwards and nobody is complaining about them coming out practically in their skivvies when the thermome

      • WTF?? How am I supposed to watch this at work??
        08/02/06
        http://www.nissan.com.au/video/200601-tiida45.asp

        That links to Nissan's Australian site where you can watch their TV commercial featuring Kim Cattrall acting raunchy.

        It might be amusing. I don't know. It goes full-screen as soon as you start to view it using their

      • I'm all for saving the planet, so long as it doesn't make me uncomfortable.
        08/01/06
        Last night was the warmest night here in recorded history. We're in the midst of a heat wave and they're urging everyone to avoid using their cars and turn their air conditioners down.

        That would be a great idea if the public transit system would pick me up in an air conditione

      • Back to reality.
        08/01/06
        I'm back in the real world now. Tomorrow I go back to the daily grind.

        I hope you all missed me.

        Sadly, I didn't get to maul any bears. I had my heart set on it and was totally denied. Best I could do was to stand over a snake that had already been killed by a ca

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