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      • Creepy little bastard.
        07/26/06
        Well... maybe not so little... but either way, who the hell sets up on an overpass and just shoots at random people with a rifle??

        The prosecutor doesn't yet know whether to seek the death penalty. Does this sound like the sort of person that gets rehabilitated? It's not like

      • Over the meadow and through the woods!!
        07/25/06
        Well... I'm not going to grandma's house... but I'm totally stoked about getting out of the city for a few days!!

        I'm debating whether to pick up a hunting knife and try my hand at bear wrestling or just stick with the regular plan of drinking myself silly and tryin

      • What a boring day!
        07/24/06
        There's nothing terribly interesting going on in the world today.

        Same old. Same old.

        I'm really only writing this because I'm bored and hoping I'll write something that entertains me.

        It's not working.

        I'm still bored. And

      • Is it MY fault you're stuck in a war zone?
        07/21/06
        I add a caveat here... if this Liliane chick is an employee of our embassy in Lebanon or some such thing then she may have a point. I make these comments under the assumption that she is a vacationing Canadian like so many others we're hearing about on the news.

        EDIT: I've jus

      • Not cheery enough for ya??
        07/19/06
        I don't want this blog to get a reputation for being all doom and gloom, so for today I'll just post a picture of a cute little kitty.

        Be happy. The world has enough miserable bastards without adding you to their numbers.



        Awww....

      • Women suck at the interweb.
        07/18/06
        Well... they might not, but it would appear that they think they do. Which is funny... because it's been my experience that these days they think they know everything.

        If it turns out that they're actually underestimating their abilities at stuff, I'd say we've pr

      • Poor pigeon.
        07/13/06
        Today as I walked to lunch, I saw a pigeon get slowly run over by a Dodge Magnum. The car was pulling up to the curb to stop and a bunch of pigeons were sitting there. They all sort of scrambled out of the way but one was dumb enough to just sit there and the back tire went right over it.
      • My theory on Suri Cruise.
        07/12/06
        I'm betting she's a creepy little alien-baby that Crazy Tom doesn't want the world to see.

        You heard it here first.

      • Aww crap! Has Israel gone too far?
        07/12/06
        Beating down the Palestinians is one thing. I feel for the innocent civilians getting caught up in the whole thing, but their militants ARE randomly firing rockets into Israeli towns so I understand the retaliation.

        But Lebanon? Is Israel getting ready for another all-out war with a nei

      • Has Edmonton given up?
        07/07/06
        First they lost Pronger and Spacek. Now they're letting Peca go?

        Is that just how the Oilers organization works? They only build decent players so they can sell them off rather than trying to build on their success?

        Suddenly it sucks to be an Oilers fan. I never thought

      • Chivalry is not quite dead yet. Thinks it'll go for a walk.
        07/06/06
        Yesterday made for an interesting ride home on the bus. Living on the east side, we seem to get the worst of the worst when it comes to city buses. We don't expect fancy things like air conditioning or even working sliding windows.

        What I generally DO expect is for the bus to get

      • So much for the krauts.
        07/05/06
        The Germans have been eliminated from the World Cup and, along with them, all likely chances at me winning the second round of the lunch pool I'm in.

        Bloody Italians. Turns out they can play well when they're not taking bribes and fixing matches. Good on them. They deserved t

      • Ech... no... more... puking...
        07/02/06
        I'm slowly recovering after one hell of a wild night.

        Yesterday, I spent the day with friends jumping off a dock and generally having a great time. Then, to top it all off, we headed over to a restaurant and had quite possibly the worst service I've ever had at a restaurant.
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