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      • Wha Happen???
        06/28/06
        The big story in the news today is the fact that Israel has pretty much pummelled the shit out of Gaza.

        I'm just wondering if there's a single Palestinian out there that didn't see this coming.

        Consider this alternate scenario.

        What if we Canadians w

      • I thought the Corolla was a car.
        06/27/06
        I was shown the error of my Corolla-driving ways. In trying to adjust the seat properly, I was treating it like a car. As it turns out, I should have been treating it like a tiny RAV4, or an electric-scooter, or some sort of motorized lawnchair or something.

        I've discovered that I

      • Am I some sort of giant??
        06/26/06
        A week or so ago, my neighbour backed into my car. She then proceeded to get angry about it, as though I'd tossed it out there behind her Cherokee when she wasn't looking... which... incidentally... was the entire time she was backing up... but that's all beside the point. To he

      • Thank-you, Switzerland.
        06/23/06
        I tied for the win in the first round of my lunch-crowd World Cup pool. Free lunch for me! Woot!

        And on this topic... is it just me or are footballers the biggest bunch of crying babies on the planet? People are telling me that they roll around and cry with the hopes of getting favour

      • What I'm worth.
        06/23/06
        Apparently in the overall scheme of things, every Canadian is worth $141,000.

        So where's mine? Hell if I know!! Seems to me a bunch of rich people and corporations have hoarded up all my assets and are bathing in my money.

        Stupid rich folk.

        To add insult to in

      • If I go up in a puff of smoke... don't blame lightning!!
        06/22/06
        Motorcyclist killed in rush-hour lightning strike.

        Hmm... flash of lightning... or GOVERNMENT DEATH RAY???

        You be the judge.

        Me... I'm gonna go work on my tin foil brain bucket...

      • Street Racers will kill us all!
        06/21/06
        The story of the day is Street Racing.

        Did you know that street racing kills more people in a day than lung cancer and postal workers kill in an entire year???

        If you don't believe me... well then you probably haven't been catching the news these days. It seems th

      • The Inauguration.
        06/21/06
        So here it is. It's been talked about by people you don't know and you probably won't ever see it. If you do, it'll probably be years from now when the world as we know it has ended and we're reduced to surfing web archives from renegade servers dreaming of the before time